This could only Happen in LA....
I'm driving home up Highland Ave in Hollywood at 630pm on a Tuesday. Traffic is really heavy. In one spot traffic is having to scoot around this black sports car. Stupid people with stalled cars should use their hazard lights! Stalled there smack in the middle lane on busy Highland. *sigh* As I drive by I look over and realize the lights are on and I can see a the shadow of... a man's head resting against the head rest ... Mouth agape.
Yikes! So I whip around the block. As I pull next to the still-sitting car and whip on my hazards. As I do another chick pulls up too. She saw the same thing. So I dial 911 and promptly get put on hold.
While we are holding our breaths. We are banging on the car and yelling. No response ... For the 1st 3 min....
Then FINALLY. Dude wakes up. Dazed he rolls down the window and STINKS like pot. He is dazed and eyes are blodshot. Mother toker is stoned, passed out while stuck in traffic.
A nice tow truck driver comes by now to assist us 2 cute ladies standing in traffic. At which point in time stoner gets on his phone .... ON HIS PHONE!!!
and says " I'm late and I gotta go" and drives off.
Tow truck guy follows him for at least a half mile.
911 does not pick up during this whole episode!
That is hysterical!! What a jerk!
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